“ we must be very careful when we give advice to younger people; sometimes they follow it!
E.W.Dijkstra Archive: The Humble Programmer (EWD 340)
dibson falls down
Help
Dibs!
I need somebody,
Dibs!
not just anybody,
Dibs!
you know I need someone, Dibs.
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody’s Dibs in any way.
But now these days are gone, I’m not so self assured,
Now I find I’ve changed my mind and opened up the doors.
Dibs me if you can, I’m feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Dibs me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won’t you please, please Dibs me.
And now my life has changed in oh so many ways,
My independence seems to vanish in the haze.
But every now and then I feel so insecure,
I know that I just need you like I’ve never done before.
Dibs me if you can, I’m feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Dibs me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won’t you please, please Dibs me.
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody’s Dibs in any way.
But now these daya are gone, I’m not so self assured,
Now I find I’ve changed my mind and opened up the doors.
Dibs me if you can, I’m feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Dibs me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won’t you please, please Dibs me, Dibs me, Dibs me, oh.
diallo sent this to me, i haven’t watched it yet though, no sound at work.
Great Grate Cheese
- Matt: do you have parmigiano reggiano by any chance?
- dibson: no,
- dibson: i think we do have a grated parmesan, but nothing fancy
- Matt: kraft?
- Matt: or a cut above?
- dibson: ha
- dibson: a slice above
- Matt: a GRATER cheese?
- dibson: a grater grated cheese
- Matt: great.
- dibson: or greater grater grated cheese
- Matt: greater grater-grated gratings await late ratings
- dibson: a grater pun i can no longer make
- Matt: it's okay, you did grate
- dibson: actually the cheese was already grated
- Matt: this grates on me
- Matt: what time would be good for dinner for you?
nathan showed me this one
